L.V Hookers is based on a true incident - only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. (Or have they?) Moral to the story? If you’re going to get loaded in Las Vegas, leave the gun on the piano and nail your money to the door.
lyrics
Me and Champagne Tony at the bar of the Hotel Mirage
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drinking Alexander’s and basically giving it large
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The devil got inside and said, “You could really use a massage.”
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One was a giant and the other didn’t have any shoes
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One loved Usher but she really hated Rhythm and Blues
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They both had a story, but they really didn’t got any news
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We took a leather elevator to the top of the Hard Rock Hotel
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Tipped the concierge, he was a Texan by the name of Patel
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They’d never done a limey – goes to show that you never can tell
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They were sugar-spun, silicon, Oregon girls off the block
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Tony’s was a looker, but she couldn’t keep her eye off the clock
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I left a crime scene in the bathroom – I guess the maid’s gonna be in for a shock
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Soulful guitar interplay form the heart of this lovely Americana collaboration from Dave Alvin and Jimmie Dale Gilmore. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 2, 2018